passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?

Please email me one weed gummy

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

they kill people