What do you mean, "We're out of ice cream?"

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

Nonbinary version?

me except with zoo tycoon where I’d wait for a bunch of guests to come in and then make a hole in the fence of the lion enclosure

you guys are insane. I played roller coaster tycoon when I was a kid and accidentally dropped a guest in the water and I couldn’t save him and he drowned. I was so distraught that I went to my grandma and begged her to help me pray to Jesus that night to forgive me for the sin of murdering that poor man. And you were out there doing it intentionally.

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

rest in peace real character and average american man mail jeevas

oh i didn’t know this!  that’s actually really cool!

every time someone tells me they love me, however casual it may be, it feels like the world comes to a halt for a second . someone Loves me . me ! how wonderful

this post is not about love or isolation or anything like that. this post is about how if you email your professors they will give you extensions on assignments, and if you do not email your professors they will not give you extensions on assignments. but it can be about those other things too

I find the Death Note on the ground and pick it up but I don’t read the boring shit inside the cover so I just take the weird goth notebook home with me and drop it in my drawer with all the other ones and don’t touch it for the next six months until I need something for dnd notes or something so I just write shit like “SKULL IN BARREL?” or “HOT LADY ORCS WITH CHAINSAWS” and my shinigami hates my fucking guts so I never see him

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

truly will never get over the fact that L from death note was designed specifically to be unattractive in contrast to the pretty boy looks of light, but in order to achieve that they just made him look like a pale emoboy with too much eyeliner. in the 2000s. what did they expect