I would die for Hat Girl and Bow Kid

The lyrics "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know" hit differently in the age of climate change

Sometimes I think about those old photographs from the late 1800s of snow drifts taller than a person, right in the heart of major cities, and then I think about how for the last 3 years we haven't had enough snow here to cover the grass.

saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

a pit bull is like a cinder block that loves you

Neopets essentially handed out 100k in gold bars to every average Joe who plays the game. God tier site updates