cara ✨

im a protected species you fucking asshole

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

Marc saying Alex has his energy back and “now we have to stop him” and that Alex needs to recover “within the limits” as if he isn’t the crazy one who took part in a race weekend one week after an arm surgery

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

rpf is woke and ethical