I Am Melon Lord

unrestrained summer fun

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

HELLO?????????