Product Placement
JVL
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
tannertan36
$LAYYYTER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
DEAR READER
almost home
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
NASA
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izzy's playlists!
#extradirty
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin
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@king-smut
you know, out of all the shit i’ve seen on this soul-sucking, life-depleting site, this has got to be the worst fucking thing. just absolutely go fuck your own face, you might as well because this has stressed me out because it is so awful. fuck you.
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harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”
teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”
[albus arrives at hogwarts] albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew” neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”
neville writes an owl to harry containing two words
Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.
A howler that just screams “fake bitch”
@johnpaulbrammer is a national treasure and must be protected
let me harvest dick in peace deborah
Hillary 2016
WOMEN HAVE SEEN THIS COMING FOR YEARS
BOBBY NEWPORT HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE
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this belongs in the smithsonian
*talks to boy once* ok theres no reason to tell my friends and get them all excited it was just a conversation
five minutes later:
Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.
he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying
When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass
oh he can read alright
Me: @god why don't I have a boyfriend
God: I sent you one but u ain't like his eyebrows
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date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
anytime i get a text from a guy
i have no idea what she’s saying but #mood
“Your bra strap is showing” “Really?”
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Cannibalism would fix hunger problems and overpopulation at the same time
