Command Me To Be Well

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

i love this. the gay agenda strikes agai

Lol

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

The San Diego zoo has this program! The dogs get their own bios on the enclosure and they run around and play and it’s the cutest thing

BABIES

TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET

Siiiigggghhhh

Memoriessss

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

I see the Batterwitch is always there with the propaganda, huh

Not gonna lie I think that my birth mom bought everyone of these 😂

LMAO!

what the fuck

oh….oh we getting down like that now.

Welll damnnn

Excuse me?!

Here’s to all the kids out there “breaking the cycle”.

#BreakTheCycle 

Last night as I was driving home in the middle of a tornado warning, with thunder and lighting all around me, my car literally shaking in the wind, Bohemian Rhapsody blasting out of my one working speaker, while wearing one shoe, I realized that if this is how I die, it’s how I want to go.

Thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening.