I'm Dani and I'm a hoe for space, fantasy, and any star wars media. + other miscellaneous content. FR/EN she/they. Writing sideblog: @kindasleepywriter
I find it so funny when (bc of me having different side blogs for my reading/writing/shitposting) theres always that second of "who tf.. OH YOU" when I message people
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I have this idea for a video game called Are You Out There? where two players control two different alien civilizations and the goal of the game is to invent spaceflight and then manage to find one another in a ginormous universe. You can try to leave signs for each other to find, or send out probes and radio waves, or colonize many systems so you're a bigger target, but its hard because the universe is really big.
funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent BenĆtez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape
if i was a casting director who saw the description of a catholic cardinal as young and boyish even at 67 i would have said fuck awwwfffff and given up. but thats not what the casting director of conclave said,,, they knew he was out there
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo weāve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and itās revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
The Thing They Don't Tell You About Being Stuck in a Time Loop
The first time round the time loop was honestly fine. Same with the second and the third. Honestly I didn't even realize i was in a time loop until day 7 or 8, and that was because the statistical chances of my boss spilling his coffee on himself, while in and of itself is not low, became exceedingly strained as the days went on.
But if it weren't for that, I probably would have never realised I was looping. Mock me all you like, I enjoy routine, I thrive with it, and so, yes, it may have taken me a little longer to realize my day was looping, but I would also argue that I am much less likely to succumb to some sort of mental break due to this situation. To some, I could imagine being stuck in a loop of one day would get boring, or even horrifying, I am not one of those people. Not only that, I was lucky enough to be stuck in a loop of a day in mid May, with decent weather, in my home city, with the woman I love. If it weren't for the fact that it's a work day, It would be perfect.
That and the man who keeps getting hit by cars.
The first time it happened I didn't notice. I feel terrible saying that but the first few days I was still going through things as though it was a normal day, and normally I take about 60 minutes from wakeup to leaving the house for work, which meant that by the time I would make it to the intersection where it happened, the car had been moved to the side of the road, and all I dealt with was a bit of traffic.
It wasn't until I started testing the parameters of the loop, breaking my routine, that I figured out what even caused the accident, but more on that later. For now, I have a plan to try and save this guy. I don't know why, but I feel like that's important. That he's important.
[[For ease of reading, and so don't annoy everyone with more excessively long posts, I've posted the entirety of the story under the cut]]
Day 2
I feel like I'm going to want to start logging these posts. If for nothing else than a log of Things I Tried that DID NOT work. We will call this day 2 because I started writing this log yesterday. Or not yesterday, but like, last today. Yestertoday. Yestoday. This is dumb. Anyways.
My plan did not go to... Plan.
Let me explain the problem first, and then I'll explain my "plan."
A few loops ago, before I knew it was a loop, I figured I would skip my morning workout in the hopes of getting to work early, because "there was a lot of traffic on First st. these last few days" I hadn't yet realized it was always the SAME traffic.
Anyways I left early and sure enough there was no traffic. I was actually at the red when I saw the guy for the first time, he seemed distracted, he kept looking at his phone and then whipping his head around, clearly he was looking for something and, by the amount of sweat on his forehead, he had been for a while. I only really noticed the guy because every other person I could see was looking at him too. The crossing guard, the kids, their parents, the people at the cafe, everyone was looking at the dude having a really bad day. He wasn't exactly being subtle is what I'm getting at.
All of a sudden he looks across the street and gets this big relieved look, seemed to find whatever it was he was looking around for, and headed toward it. It's just unfortunate that the light had changed while he looked at his phone.
No one had time to react, to even say anything. One second twe were all watching some guy act out the 5 stages of grief at 7:35 am, the next a Ford F-150 turned him into paint.
So, my plan was this; to stop that from happening.
I'll admit it's not the most thorough plan but I figure what it lacks in steps, it makes up for in adaptability.
Today, I made it there just as the man was looking up from his phone, maybe 45 seconds later than the day before, which meant I was still early enough to get out of my car, run into the road and yell "HEY STOP" but decidedly not early enough to then avoid the fucking truck myself. Oh also, the guy still got hit. He ran onto the road, I guess to try to help me, and a BMW took his legs out. The bastard. What was he going to do? Reattach my spine?
Well I'm back in bed at home so I'll take that as suspicions: confirmed re:timeloop.
I'm going to go to work now, after that I'll figure out a plan to get to the intersection earlier.
Day 3: I'm stupid
Why the fuck was I still going to work. Yesterday I TRIED to warn my boss about his paper coffee cup having a bad seam, and when he rolled his eyes and took a sip, thus spilling coffee on himself YET again, he tried to make it MY fault. He said I somehow distracted him? I went back to my office thinking one day I should find a better way to spend my life once I'm out of this loop when it hit me, and man do I feel dumb. 9-5 for the last I don't even know how many actual days. I could have been planning. I could have been doing anything other than finance. So I quit. I mean it won't matter tomorrow but I've decided to stop going in regardless.
I'm going to spend the next few days experimenting. Currently I wake up with my alarm at 6:30, which gives me one hour to put into action my plan, my first goal is to try and extend that time as much as I can.
The morning after my brush with a pickup's grill, my neck and back were achy for about an hour, which leads me to believe that my body remembers something of the last days events, even if after a while they fade. I'm going to first try staying up all night, to see if I can just start the day at midnight, and failing that, I'm going to try the exciting plan of going to bed early and drinking loads of water, because changing my phone's alarm won't do anything as it will reset every morning anyways.
I'll make sure to keep note of anything interesting over the next few loops, but I doubt I'll make much actual progress. Still, this log ensures I remember what happened, every detail, so I can change it. why? Why not spend eternity trying to save a life.
Day 7
Okay staying up doesn't work. The second I pass midnight I pass out, waking up at my usual time, just a little more tired and sluggish than usual. I run the risk of actually sleeping through my alarm and losing precious minutes. Lacey's alarm actually woke me up the first time I tried it.
Chugging water just meant I had to rush to the bathroom when I woke up, but it was still my alarm waking me.
Weirdly, going to bed early was the the thing that did the trick. I didn't have much hope in this working, but Lacey has been going to bed early for the last 20 years of our marriage and she's always up well before her alarm, so I figured it couldn't hurt to try.
Now it's not like I'm gaining hours, but yesterday I went to bed at 9:00 pm and I'm currently writing this at 6:25 am. Is going to bed 2.5 hours early worth it for 5 extra minutes in the morning? Usually I'd say no, but this isn't a usual situation. 5 extra minutes might be the difference I need.
5 minutes does, unfortunately seem to be the max I can get though, two days ago I tried going to bed at 8:30 and all I got for it was a weird look from Lacey. If anything, It took me longer to fall asleep than at 9, and so I ended up actually sleeping in a few minutes before I realized what I was doing.
The guy steps into the path of the truck at exactly 7:35am, meaning I have 1 hour and 10 minutes to stop that from happening every day. That means prep, getting there, and execution of my plan must require a maximum of 70 minutes, including the 34 minutes it take for me to drive there.
Actually I wonder if there is a better route. I'm going to try a few different paths over the next couple loops, and keep note of which one is fastest.
Okay, my alarm just went off, I'm gonna try getting there early and just tackling the guy. Maybe I'm overthinking it and it's just that simple.
Day 8: it was NOT that simple.
So I tried just running up and tackling the guy. Apparently some people don't appreciate being, in bystanders words, "chased by a guy who ran out of his car."
So, when the guy RAN AWAY FROM THE MAN TRYING TO SAVE HIS LIFE, and INTO TRAFFIC, everyone made it seem like it was somehow MY fault, and I spent the rest of the day in a holding cell. I called Lacey to bail me out, but I couldn't reach her at work and they only allowed me one phone call. I suppose I could have sped up the wait by hanging myself in my cell or something dramatic like that but that just doesn't feel right to me.
Maybe if I keep getting arrested, sure, but it wasn't actually all that bad once the processing was done. I did what I imagine you are supposed to do in jail; I thought about what landed me in that position and how to prevent it from happening again. That left me with a few things I'm going to have to consider moving forward if I want to save this guy and also continue on with my life as normal.
Which, is still a time loop, but, again, I'm fine with routine. I'm also finding that I'm perfectly content with this situation now that I've found something interesting to do with my days. "Day". That's still annoying.
Okay here's my list of Things I Considered In Jail:
- I shouldn't resort to anything that can get me arrested, injured (or killed) or otherwise caught up in unnecessary shenanigans.
- If I get caught in a lie, remember what the person said, I can try again next time round. confidence works wonders.
- I should figure out the guys name, what he does, where he is headed etc, you are more likely to look and listen, rather than RUN INTO TRAFFIC, if the guy yelling at you is not yelling but instead calling your name, smiling and waving.
- On that note, be friendly and get there early. I was over thinking my prep and under thinking my follow through. Get up and out of bed, I can speed a little as long as I don't get pulled over, and get there and PARK your car.
Okay writing this out has given me more confidence in my next attempt. I probably won't update this log until I've made some progress.
Day 13
YES! PROGRESS!
First is that the guys name is Ben. The second, and indisputably bigger discovery, is that Ben does something different every day! Different! Meaning not looping! Or not perfectly looping at least. Heās still dying every day, which Iām not crazy about, but he definitely feels like heās connected to the loop. Itās not anything big, but Iāve noticed he will have his phone in a different pocket from one loop to another, or he will arrive from a different direction. Recently heās started to have this look of familiarity to me, even though before this he was a complete stranger to me.
Iāve optimised my morning routine and route to the intersection as much as possible, but Ben coming from different directions every loop means I have no way of preemptively stopping him. Just that he shows up on the south east corner looking frantic, checking his phone, he sees something, and walks across the street as the light changes. Honk boom splat and the day resets.
Actually now that I write that down it feels correct to me. I have no idea why Iām looping this one day over and over, maybe Iām not the only one. Maybe this is connected, maybe it isnāt. It doesnāt actually change anything if they are, because I still have no idea what caused this, or is saving Ben will actually do anything at all.
Iām not super proud of how I got his name to be honest. I tried to get Benās attention with the, ādonāt I know you from somewhere?ā line, but he politely excused himself from the conversation right into the path of an oncoming bus.
I was about to just run and call the cycle a bust, but I noticed that, the way the guys jacket fell, I could actually see his wallet in the breast pocket.
Soā¦ I pickpocketed a dying guy. TO SAVE HIS LIFE, still didnāt feel great. At least I didnāt get caught and end up in jail again.
Ben Morriston. He has a driverās license and a student ID. Huh, heās in med school. Ok doctor Ben. Nice to meet you. How do I keep you alive?
Day 21
I haven't made a log in a while because I haven't really made any progress, that is, until today. made an assumption about this that was absolutely screwing me over, but I figured out what it was and I've fixed the problem;
My mistake was being overly familiar with Ben. My first attempt at calling his name out worked to stop him, but once he asked me how I knew him he immediately sussed out that I didn't actually have an answer to that. That led him to getting really freaked out, he tried to run, he ran onto the street, and a car hit him again.
I realize now that I assumed Ben would be more receptive to someone he knew, which may be true, but I also assumed I had the ability to convince him I am someone he knows, which I don't.
So going forward I'm going to keep lying to an absolute minimum, not only because I'm bad at it, but it's unnecessary. āHi, you look lost, can I help you?ā I should also try to figure out where he's actually headed...
Day 27
Ben is going to the hospital! Not currently, I'll get to that, but that is where he is headed when I encounter him.
Ben is currently very much dead. Turns out traffic is not the only thing I need to worry about.
I had managed to both stop him from wandering into traffic and figure out his desired location, but unfortunately for both of us, we had hardly made half a block when a rogue AC unit fell out a window, filling an area of space previously occupied by poor Ben's head.
The loop before the AC unit, it was a tire that had rolled out of a mechanics shop that took him out. Before that, a falling hammer from a construction site.
The guy has fallen into the sewer because of improperly placed manhole covers, he's tripped on a rolling skateboard and broken his neck, he's been pushed into a pane of glass, and had a pane of glass fall on him. If we are both stuck in a loop he has the much worse deal. I've seen so much blood and death at this point I'm not even reacting anymore. But if I get it right even one time and he lives maybe it'll all be worth it.
Tomorrow I'm going to start wearing an ID badge I got from a conference years ago. The badge is expired but that doesn't matter, what matters is it's on a lanyard from St Joseph's hospital. The same hospital Ben is headed to.
What benefit? No one questions someone 1. With what looks like a hospital ID badge and 2. Calling them by their full legal name.
I'm not fucking around with this any more. Ben is getting in my car and I'll drive him myself to the hospital.
Day 29
Yesterday I got Ben to the hospital. He listened to me, got into the car, and I drove him there without a hitch.
He thanked me repeatedly and ran inside, and I followed him in just to make sure the whole building didn't explode or something.
Turns out Ben needed to get to the hospital because his wife was in labor. He made it just in time. Him, his wife, the baby, everyone was safe and sound.
I was in the waiting room, i didn't want to be in anyone's way but it didn't feel right leaving, so I was just sitting there when Ben ran into the hallway to get me.
Ben thanked me again, he hugged me and told me he was so happy I could be there with him. He looked at me and it was like I had known him his entire life. I told him truthfully that I was so happy I could help get where he was going, and that he should go be with his family. He insisted that he was, and asked if I wanted to meet his son.
It was an odd but beautiful moment, and I'm happy I was allowed to experience it. Afterwards, I went home to Lacey, and we went to bed.
The loop didn't end. I woke up with my alarm to find that everything was back as it was yesterday. That's fine with me. I'm going to go pick Ben up now, and I think after that I'll surprise Lacey with lunch at work. You, the thing they don't tell you about being stuck in a time loop is it's really not all that bad.
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A newspaper obituary:
Joseph Duncan Morriston, Toronto, age 89, died peacefully at St Joseph's hospital, surrounded by his family and friends. Joe was always a kind soul who, after witnessing a catastrophic car accident, left a lucrative career on finance to become an EMT, where he saved countless lives and developed several procedures himself that are now considered best practices in care and ambulance driving.
Joe is survived by his son, Dr. Ben Morriston, and his grandson, Duncan Morrison, who was delivered at St Josephs just two days before Joe's passing.
Joe will interred at St James cemetery beside his wife, Lacey Morriston (1935-2023).
A public celebration of life will be held at the Etobicoke community centre, with anyone whose life was touched by Joe being welcome to come and share a story with the family.
Joe's family has kindly requested that, in lieu of flowers, those inclined may donate to the Alzheimer's Association of Canada.
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UPDATE FOR OBITUARY POSTED YESTERDAY JOSEPH MORRISTON:
DUE TO AN OUTPOURING OF FEEDBACK BY THOSE JOE HAS HELPED, THE CELEBRATION OF LIFE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE HARBORFRONT CENTRE, WHICH HAS BEEN KINDLY DONATED BY THE CITY, TO ACCOMMODATE THE LARGER CROWD EXPECTED.
I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.
I finally went and disabled all my mods and booted up the game to get screenshots so now I can pass judgement on the vanilla saddles. hooray.
The Saddle:
Aesthetics: it's kinda giving roadkill. I cannot fathom the mind of whoever designed this. I guess it kind of evokes the fantasy ice age element of the game's visual design, if you squint, but I'm not sure why they went with that over just. anything else. I'm the dragonborn of legend and my horse deserves better than this. 3/10
Practicality: it's probably fine to sit on, if whatever animal it's made of had thick enough fur to counteract the baffling mess that is the saddle tree. despite the total lack of any logic behind the overall design, it looks like someone did think about how the girth is attached and I think those two awkward leather bits are actually meant to be poking through the hide to connect with it. there's enough padding that it would probably be reasonably comfortable for the horse as long as the saddle tree isn't actually made of animal spines. I'm not happy about it, but I could probably ride in it fine if it's got more structural integrity than it looks like. 7/10
Realism: for some reason, despite the massive wealth of historical examples to choose from, the skyrim dev team decided to completely re-invent the concept of a saddle. nobody's ever made one like that. especially not the vikings. why does it have handlebars. like I know the archeological evidence of viking saddles is really sparse but there's enough of it to know they didn't look like that. I can't figure out what the saddle tree is made of but it's not metal or wood which, if I couldn't see what looks like unidentifiable bits of something's skeleton sticking out, would have been my only two guesses. the lack of stirrups also isn't period accurate for the regions/cultures skyrim is based on but again, that gets a pass due to presumed game engine limitations. sadly, that sliver of grace can't save it. 1/10
Psychological Damage: why is saddle tree bones. 7/10
The Bridle:
Aesthetics: no getting around it, that thing is ugly as hell. the design is clunky. the texture is bad (the fact that the bridle is clearly leather but it's color-matched to the fur saddle instead of any of the other leather in the game annoys me so much). the weight painting and rigging choices for the horse make the mesh look worse than it is but it didn't look great in the first place (the weight painting is also the reason the bit pokes through the face instead of sitting in the mouth, but as I covered in the elven armor set, I had no issue avoiding that problem when making my own bridle so they get no grace for it). the reins look even worse in motion because there are no actual bones for them, they're weighted to the head/neck/shoulder bones and it shows. I just know this bridle was made on a friday afternoon. it's recognizably a bridle though. 2/10
Practicality: aside from the bit poking through the face, it's not the worst bridle I've ever seen but it's not a very good one either. there's no throatlatch, which means there's a risk that that thing's just gonna slip right off over the ears if you pull back hard on the reins, which is likely because you're riding this horse into battle and shit happens. the risk is somewhat mitigated by the noseband but that presents its own problems, because it's directly attached to the cheek strap and could interfere with the bit. weight painting issues aside though, I know from messing around in blender that the bit is actually placed correctly in the mouth and it's a perfectly functional snaffle. we love a snaffle that's attached to the right things. 4/10
Realism: there have been all kinds of bridle configurations throughout history. but for all the reasons mentioned above, "noseband directly attached to cheek strap with no throatlatch and a snaffle bit" was not a popular one. I'm not sure I've ever actually seen it in the course of my research. I'm also, much like with the saddle, very unsure what aesthetic the decorative elements are even trying to evoke. but it is at least a recognizable attempt at a sensible bridle which is more than I can say for certain previously-covered glorified mods. 3/10
Psychological Damage: it's ugly and impractical, but it's also exactly the bridle you'd expect to see with that weird monstrosity of a saddle. 3/10
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The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizableāespecially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?
and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.
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