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I find it so funny when (bc of me having different side blogs for my reading/writing/shitposting) theres always that second of "who tf.. OH YOU" when I message people

#YES IM KINDASLEEPYWRITER AND KINDASLEEPYREADER agakdgsksgs #I feel like superman with and without his glasses #cryptid talks

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cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

kindasleepycryptid

Possibly moving again. 5 times in 4 years is starting to get annoying

kindasleepycryptid

Seeing your own beloved apartment on marketplace is a weird fucking feeling

#its a corner apartment and all the rooms have a wall of windows. and it's so pretty even if the floors are in bad shape #and I have all my furniture and etc all set up and my bedroom is huge with a walk in #im so sad i didnt find a roommate #im in the same building but.... i would have wanted to keep this flat forever #i hope after i graduate it can become available again:((#cryptid talks

swan2swan

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

luimnigh

ladydevoir

Possibly moving again. 5 times in 4 years is starting to get annoying

#im glad to lose my manchild roommate #but like. i couldve lived without this stress less than 2 weeks before intensive classes start again yk.#cryptid talks

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acidgirl

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

acidgirl

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know… forsure…..

punished-venom-solitair-e

#tasm

gilgameshhimself

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

higglety

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

chimaerakitten

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

#i block people for literally any reason and thats on any website #you do not wanna know how many authors ive got muted on AO3 because they used “orb” to describe an eye like one time #you gotta curate your own content yo

Everytime i play DA4 Im reminded to go look at my playstation media folder just to see this shit again

#like bro are u good?#cryptid talks #dragon age the veilguard #da4

anor-londo-s-stonedigger-troll

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#OP THE WAY YOU DRAW HIM!!!!!#goddamn #also love the glasses #coral island #art tag

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apolladay

What side of your bed do you sleep on?

Left

Right

Middle

My bed is too small to have distinct sides

it changes by night/nuance/etc

What side of your bed do you sleep on?

Left

Right

Middle

My bed is too small to have distinct sides

it changes by night/nuance/etc

Results

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

#looking at the bed #i used to be left and my doggo was right #i realized when he died that the right side of the mattress is actually in better shape than the rest of it #this mattress is 30 yo. for context.#so having a GOOD spot on it is absolutely mindblowing #anyways. my back and hips hurt less now.

A day without rain?? In this economy??

#yall its been raining every goddamn day all summer #i can FINALLY go to the farmers market get some decent vegetables. ive been living off tasteless tomatoes for weeks #cryptid talks

polyphonetic

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

#by talos this can't be happening #<- prev 😭😭😭

pinketine

I think a lot of you understand oppression as "how many people are mean to you online" and not like. A systemic thing that affects all facets of one's life.

apolladay

What’s the furthest distance you’ve driven in one day?

* less than 100 miles (<161 KM)

* 100- 200 miles (161-322 KM)

* 200-300 miles (322-483 KM)

* 300-400 miles (483-644 KM)

* 400-500 miles (644-805 KM)

* 500-600 miles (805-966 KM)

*600-700 miles (966-1127 KM)

* over 700 miles (>1127 KM)

* it’s complicated

* see results

What’s the furthest distance you’ve driven in one day?

less than 100 miles (<161 KM)

100- 200 miles (161-322 KM)

200-300 miles (322-483 KM)

300-400 miles (483-644 KM)

400-500 miles (644-805 KM)

500-600 miles (805-966 KM)

600-700 miles (966-1127 KM)

over 700 miles (>1127 KM)

it's complicated

see results

Voting ended onAug 4

#driving to new york for a concert and then straight back is the worst ive done afaik and thats >1200km

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ruffboi-mags

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

movebackintime

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

laziestgirlintown

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

#nolan fucking wishes he had a cast this great

mycroftrh

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

mycroftrh

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

bananahomo

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