freckled peach

2012 HOLY SHIT THIS IS A BlAsT FrM t HE PASt

that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

on the 16th let’s just have everyone posting and reblogging nsfw shit nonstop. Really make those last moments matter.

for our last act of defiance, we’ll all be horny on main

real naruto fans never finished naruto

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

As of December 18th I will only be full of garlic bread

People can and will always be able to tell you exactly where they were when 9/11 happened but find it questionable when victims remember details about an old sexual assault

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck