Since no one else here has the frickinβ guts to do it, hereβs a completely unbiased ranking of the Bokoblins from the Zelda games
Wind Waker Bokoblins
Swashbuckling seadogs! I like their spunk and their scurvy! Unfortunately, I have to dock some points for that weird mouth thingΒ they do.
8/10
Twilight Princess Bokoblins
Oh, EW. Who let these nasty little creeps out? They look like they hang out in abandoned Blockbusters and eat nothing but asbestos. Awful.
4/10
Skyward Sword Bokoblins
These guysβ¦ huh. Theyβre a little too people-y, yβknow? Kinda straddling the line betweenΒ βmonsterβ andΒ βsmelly dude who sits too close to you on the bus.β But theyβre trying, I guess.
6/10
Breath of the Wild Bokoblins
Look at these charming little scamps! They just want to eat fruit and yell at things! And play with fire. An almost perfect rapscallion and neβer-do-well!
9/10
???
Wait, whoβs this fellow? Heβs so cute! Look at him! Small but determined! I donβt know what kind of Bokoblin this is but heβs the clear winner here!
10/10
If OP is tricked by the mask, then OP is a Bokoblin
