Future Pungeon Master

the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

I'd say that rejecting biological determinism in favor of space gas determinism isn't the slay the astrology queers think it is but if I'm being completely honest I fear that many members of our community haven't even really rejected biological determinism so much as sprinkled a layer of glitter on it

Image ID: the first image is a screenshot of a reply that says "I feel like if you're against astrology it's because you haven't read your own chart and have no idea how to. Just try it, see if anything resonates, if it doesn't then it doesn't serve you. If it does then suddenly astrology people make sense." /end ID

[ID: Tweet from @ hex // gloom beach... that reads, "Instead of pants what if... shorts and fishnets... thinking". Attached is an image of the Dracula Monster High Skullector doll. The doll is wearing a black suit, white top, red and black heels, and a red cape with a spiderweb pattern. A quote retweet from @ Dolltherage reads, "maybe cuz she's dracula and not the district manager of hot topic". / End ID]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Rewatched x-men (2000) and can I just say magneto's plan (turning all those politicians into mutants) was objectively hilarious. Like can you imagine. Somebody's firing the transgenderization beam into congress

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that