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scientists are saying the only use case for the "internet" is to play princesses online

[drowning in third-gendered priestess ass] my conquerors soul blazes like none before me

I had a dream that Jamie and I got trapped in a release copy of paper Mario the thousand year door. But the copy was also owned by a famous YouTube let's player. We tried to alter the course of history by warning the YouTuber via Ben Drowned type shit.

you’re dreaming about me because you’re obsessed + confuse me often with goombella

The Dom should be praised too

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

And then no one reblogged this version

every time i think about overwatch's orientalism i go a lil more insane. 5 japanese characters all of which are tied to a very stereotypical mythologized version of japan. they're some of the few explicitly magical characters. all of them are part of clans and lineages and shit. every map that takes place in japan is an orientalist fairy land with idyllic old looking villages with shrines and gates and cobblestone and zero utility poles in sight. this game is so incredibly racist

what's interesting to me is that no other asian characters get this treatment. mei is a climate scientist or something. diva is a gamer. lifeweaver and symmetra are scientist. something about japan specifically makes the overwatch devs get a boner for the image of a permanently ancient magical other, japanese characters are simply not allowed to be contemporary

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

I appreciate that, despite becoming "the Devil," Homura still decided it was a good idea to continue attending school.

everytime I consider picking up mtg they add some new dork ass secret lair set and I decided against it. I'm not playing the game with the yellow peril dragon.

If you remove my shit with the The Office™️ themed Swords to Plowshares in your avengers themed commander deck I'm going to be melancholic the entire day. I'm going to regret every dollar sank into the game.

the marvel mtg set really illustrates how genuinely repugnant and repulsive that "canon" is to this day

that "captain america" is a "hero" in a purely uncritical way. just a part of popular culture. makes me sick.