Time to Kill Jod

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

rocky watching grace throw up, something grace only ever defined in the context of early human pregnancy: oh no. statement.

I kinda ship Murderbot and Gurathin too hard but in the sense of shipping where they will never ever touch in their whole lives yet there's an unresolved, brutal tension that must remain unresolved and brutal forever and at the same time both of them are fully aware of that unresolved sexual tension and that realization makes them both want to puke. Well, not both, because Murderbot can’t puke, so only Gurathin pukes, while Murderbot just repeatedly smashes its head against a wall but despite all that they still can’t make the unresolved, brutal tension go away. That’s how I ship this pair of dysfunctional, autistic freaks because it’s the only possible way to do fight me.

It's crazy how Gurathin is such a sad wet cat of a person to look at on the survey planet but in the flashbacks when he's just wearing normal civilian clothes he literally looks so normal. He's like a regularly handsome guy even. Why does he specifically look so weird in the survey uniforms. They don't do that to anyone else lmao

Superhero team as a metaphor for online friendship

I've known you for years, but don't know your name. I trust you with my biggest fears, but you'll never even know how I look. I wish I could take you to my favourite coffee shop or park, but I'll never be able. If something were to happen to you I would never know. You are one of most important people in my life, I wish I could introduce you to others

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

Victoire hockey is so strange because the first thing you learn about the team is that it is absolutely stacked with generational talent. And then you find out that they generally play a nice and slow, if somewhat violent, game of hockey, which is kind of strange given the lineup. And THEN you find out this is only the case if the whole team is alive and well and in the game because the second that one of their starting players is injured the rest of the team proceeds to lock in and do insane hockey at a level no one has ever seen before and it’s all on the PK because Stace and Roque have been fist fighting in a corner when they aren’t actively handling the puck