I've lost control, and I don't want it back.

Some quality TV at last…

This just went straight to the front of my Netflix queue.

Close the goddam door.

when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

“the importance of productivity is a myth created by capitalism in an attempt to guilt people into willingly participating in their own exploitation” i shout from bed where i have been for three days straight.  

me: horny and wants to die

how can you put this much raw untamed power in one post

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

me

What the fuck is this

I watched this without sound and just… Yeah… No