I have no dni if i simply don't vibe with you i zap you with my laser eyes

Mlem

Important context! The boat in question is a mobile research lab! Don't let her fool you

accidentally got a site's ai assistant bolted down, and I do believe I was personally responsible for it, if only because I found out how to ask it for clothing suggestions in just such a way that it kept trying to find visions of hell in its stock and describing offerings of assorted red and pink scarves as like, insect-mutilated infants

This is definitely a sawfly larva rather than a butterfly or moth caterpillar, likely a butternut woollyworm sawfly, Eriocampa juglandis. Sawflies are related to wasps (Hymenoptera) and look a lot like them, but do not sting.

don’t kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

My mom said don't brake for rabbits and squirrels. I don't let her know I've stopped for much less, like beetles and spiders and lizards. The machine hurtles at all of us and we all brace for impact. We are all so small facing down the barrel of a gun. I brake because I would want the machine to stop for me, even if it won't, even though I know the cogs must always turn.