I eat UWUs for breakfast

hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

affirmations. i love betting on losing dogs i love my losing dogs. maybe one day they will win. keep betting on those losing dogs

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

*makes 2 tin can phones out of our red string of fate*

sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately

before spotify wrapped comes out i just want to let everyone know that i am very very very normal and sane and happy person

just found out violent revenge will not quell my grief, despite the blood and sweat i put into all of this. WHat is this for then? What the fuck is this bloodshed for?