I Claim The Law Of Surprise

LQG trapped in the back of his own head, fuming furiously as the bastard using his body flirts and smiles and peeks through his lashes at people coyly. 'Accidentally' has little wardrobe malfunctions. Shameless! How fucking dare!

He was away from the sect and the possessor sure doesn't plan on going back to get caught, but rumor spreads and Bingqiu come looking for him because wtf?

Imagine SQQ or LBH gets kabedoned by who Looks Like LQG and just fucking bluescreens. They're too gay for this!

Where as before elegant cat/little hamster man now it's more like sopping wet cat and icy dangerous small ferret.

Airplane transmigrates as SQQ when he becomes a disciple and is freaking out, because he's the scum villain. he's gonna die! Also he's not ever even going to see his favorite character. Not to mention he sucks at the scholarly arts his systems going to kill him before he even becomes head disciple.

However he's still writing, previous qing jing peak lord sees his writing and head disciple.She's a fan. Airplane spends most of his time writing hall masters do a lot of the class teaching.

When LMY finds out she desperately tries to change peaks!

MBJ has run into Qing Jing peak lord before, where airplane ended up gaping and whispering my king.... MBJ suddenly keeps trying to run into the peak lord on missions.

Airplane happy because favorite character! but also Oh god I didn't write this!! Did I offend him? Why does he keep attacking me!

Then SY he also transmigrates as a disciple and well ceo kicks in, peak is running efficiently. Scarily so. He also dotes on the little ducklings.

He runs into MBJ, and rock is tempting apart form MBJ reminds him of his brother.

MBJ ends up with servant who is icy cold and efficient as him. Its like having little sibling. SY is brutal as any demon and will verbally destroy them... Even LGJ is impressed. SY ends up getting adopted into royal family... he doesn't realize it though.

When LBH shows up he ends up on qing jing peak... his shizun is cruel just very distant...and seems scared of him? He's just alone and no one really helps him... until he runs into An Ding peak lord who i sneakily dropping supplies into woodshed. LBH ends up following him back.

SY can't say no to little bun of a protagonist so just lets Binghe follow him around. It'll be good for him to see how things run, he justifies make him a more effective ruler.... and well he may dote on him a bit and order presents and the like but little white lotus deserves it!

LBH becomes little shadow full on SY secretary following him around with heart eyes.

(LBH also finds out about MBJ and yay SY likes demons... he may be related to one? But yes he won't care!)

The conference comes, disciples are more protected because SY will protect his ducklings.

MBJ shows up sees Qing Jing peak lord and... well plan gone hello bridnapping opportunity.

SY watches MBJ nope out with a very confused Qing Jing peak lord over his shoulder and he's standing there with Binghe. LBH realizing danger and goes into abyss... not for long though because MBJ sees brother go widow mode and fine he'll go pick up the half breed his brother imprinted on... he still thinks his baby brother could get a better match but fine.

Starting with WYB, I know everyone and their mother has already praised his acting skills, but seriously, this dude is SO GOOD at micro-expressions.

I have never seen a lead character with so few spoken words and WYB is exceptional at showing Lan Wangji's feelings through the tiniest expressions while barely moving his face. You could feel his emotions through his eyes.

Look at that last one, there is so much pain in his eyes 😭😭 (Side note: How can someone look this beautiful???)

And Xiao Zhan: The way he portrayed Wei Wuxian's journey from a fairly happy go-lucky person to the Yiling Laozu had me crying multiple times. He lost everything (his family, his reputation, and a literal PART OF HIMSELF) and XZ's acting did everything justice. The way he was laughing while crying multiple times made my heart break into a million pieces. Just chef's kiss to his every acting choice 👌🏻

He also gave us the most devastating parallel EVER:

Just kill me with a shotgun, why don't you?? 😭😭 (Side note: he's handsome as fuck oh my god)

I didn't like every change The Untamed did story wise (fuck censorship 🥲), but the acting really is perfect. I couldn't imagine a better WWX or LWJ. WYB and XZ did an absolutely FANTASTIC job!

Svsss au where XF and Sy can only appear in the dreams of important characters and after a system error the plot gets skewed somehow? So they have to go into the dreams of characters/into their consciousness and make convincing suggestions/tell the future to get the story back on track except they are terrible at it.

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE NOT SAYING WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO, IT'S JUST THAT THEY FORGET THAT THE CHARACTERS CAN STILL HEAR THEM AFTER THEY'VE SAID YOUR LINES

XF going into YQ's conscious right before saving the boy that would rat YQ and SJ out in the future and going "You really should save him."

Right when YQ's going to act on it he hears the rest of XF's words. XF, who completed what he was supposed to do and finished his suggestion, has started a conversation with SY.

"It's a shame that after saving this kid they'll get betrayed and ratted out and permanently estranged."

in the background SY's like "You made the story, do you have a fetish for tormenting kids or something? What's up with this tragic backstory???"

and YQ pauses long enough that he misses the window for a rescue. There's no betrayal, no capturing QJL's attention, and they don't go through their own separate hells.

XF and SY start panicking because how are they supposed to get the two to go to CQMS? except XF still hasn't gotten out of YQ's head so the boy hears about their "destinies" and decides that since the misfortune hasn't happened they should still go to CQMS to make the most out of life.

it's like a task failed successfully because they're both at CQMS now but they don't have like half of the trauma needed for the story. It's okay XF and SY can probably figure something out

In the scene where SJ saves LQG SY goes into LQG's mind and goes "He obviously tried to kill you" and before LQG can agree with him SY keeps talking like "okay well he actually didn't and saved LQG's life but this is supposed to mark the permanent scar on any relationship they had." and LQG gives SJ a strange look before assessing the area, finding that there is indeed traces from something that lingered behind him.

SY and XF are panicking once again because what the hell is with this (mostly one sided) sense of camaraderie between LQG and SJ/SQQ now? Aren't they enemies?

In the caves XF's all like "You're strong you don't need any other preparation" in LQG's head and SY's yelling at him like "what a waste of a genuinely cool character, killing him off in the caves by a qi deviation of all things is horrible" (The system words missions really specifically so all of XF's plots are laid out for SY to see, so he has a deeper understanding of each of the characters and their stories) and LQG stiffens up before he makes a trip to MQF.

As usual, XF and SY are panicking because LQG didn't die in the caves, SQQ didn't take the blame, and WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

Wei Wuxian: Juniors?

Xie Lian: Excuse me, but aren't I older than you?

Shen Qingqiu: Technically, but my book came out first, so I should be da-ge

Wei Wuxian: Hah! I guess that means the flower prince is my didi! I can't wait to tell Lan Zhan!

Xie Lian: I don't mind being didi. It's been a long time since someone made me feel so young

Shang Qinghua: Wait a second! I'm older than Cucumber-bro, and I'm the author of Proud Immortal Demon Way, which technically came out before Scum Villain! I should be da-ge!

Shen Qingqiu: I recognize your seniority, Grandpa Airplane