nicholas d. wolfwood has nice tits

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun

i genuinely believe there’s a right time to watch certain movies so sometimes i’ll wait and wait until i know.

girl get a girp on yourself there are literally hot chocolate lol

”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

Please invite me to the function. I’ll be all tsundere about it

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth