HANA LEMME HAVE MY PORTAL GLOOPS ON UR ISLAND

when life gets tuff

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

I think if you're still holding up Zuko as the quintessential "redemption arc" it's because you exclusively watch kids' shows and star wars and are scared by books and complex character arcs

people seem to love redemption arcs but absolutely despise a character doing something bad to earn the redemption. it’s exactly why i hate things like ‘well actually ____ didn’t deserve a redemption arc!!’ like bruh you do know someone has to do something bad before they redeem themselves right. like that’s the point of it.

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

we hate you john green

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

hey johny my bro relax

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

who is ben

friend of jerry

that's tom

im sorry for spreading misinformation

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago