Herms/Hermes🪽✨️

rocky: fine then! we’re getting a divorce! and i'm taking the pebbles!

Messenger, Archangel, Trickster

The Saga of Loki’s Junk Problem

Thor 1

costume designers create a pair of unsightly pants with the clinging consistency of WET tissue paper, and no one gives tom the right undergarments to strap that shit down. Loki has Goblin King levels of embarrassingly un-tameable junk galloping across every piece of film reel with a waist down shot.

Marvel actually has to pay someone to go in post production and gaussian blur out his wandering wanker.

Avengers/Thor 2/Everything post Thor1

Marvel:I can’t believe we paid someone to be Loki’s CGI cock wrangler.

Costume designers: What if we just gave him a crotch flap instead of tissue paper pants?

HOW can you say that?!?!?! HOW can you sit there and watch Asa say “scrumptious” and “tickety-boo,” bring out the hot cocoa, and then watch Anthony absolutely GEEK OUT over the universe and point out the NIGHTINGALE while they hold hands under the night sky — and then look me dead in the eyes and tell me that’s not them?!?!?!

THEY LOST THEIR MEMORIES. To me, twe identical people can exist but they aren't the same person without their memories being identical.

The kiss isnt the real problem. The real problem is the ending makes no actual sense for Aziraphale and Crowley. It destroys everything that s1 and s2 set up. Aziraphale would have never chosen some new world over the world he loved. Thats the point of his character. As god said, hes imperfect and a glutton and a sinner.

More importantly, as an autistic and aroace spec individual, it makes me sad that they didn’t get an explicit “I love you,” because we all perceive and receive and express and experience love differently, and it’s nice to have that confirmation stated clearly.

Especially after the ff, and everything Crowley said about being left and rejected and abandoned in the finale, and after Aziraphale’s “Best Angel” speech… I don’t think Crowley actually knew Aziraphale loved him in the end.

Maybe if they hadn’t been very ooc and unkind to each other throughout the finale it wouldn’t sit so uncomfortably with me.

The kiss isnt the real problem. The real problem is the ending makes no actual sense for Aziraphale and Crowley. It destroys everything that s1 and s2 set up. Aziraphale would have never chosen some new world over the world he loved. Thats the point of his character. As god said, hes imperfect and a glutton and a sinner.

The kiss isnt the real problem. The real problem is the ending makes no actual sense for Aziraphale and Crowley. It destroys everything that s1 and s2 set up. Aziraphale would have never chosen some new world over the world he loved. Thats the point of his character. As god said, hes imperfect and a glutton and a sinner.

I don't care, I just want you in this one.