Itβs so stupid that the bosses of Love Island in the UK have said itβs βimpossibleβ to include same sex couples in the format. Itβs actually very easy, and would have a number of benefits beside representation and being βwokeβ. Hereβs how it works:
The first contestants enter the villa. Rather than the women coming in first and lining up to be picked like a meat market by the men, there is a mix of men and women being selected by a mix of men and women. This is the point that itβs revealed that every single one of these people is bisexual.
Wait, what? Record scratch. Bisexual?? Yes, bisexual - because rather than limiting themselves to same sex relationships or opposite sex relationships, they could all end up with anyone. Men could pick men or women, women could pick men or women, opposite sex couples could form but so could same sex couples, and people could leave one for the other.
Tell me that wouldnβt create far more drama and intrigue than the typical set up? In addition to representing an enormous range of one of the least represented sexualities - particularly in the context of bisexual men, who are vanishingly rare in terms of tv representation.
What is more, the typical experience of the islanders gathering together to discuss their relationships in single sex groups (men on one side of the villa and women on the other) would have to give way to mixed sex groups, otherwise people in same sex relationships would be discussing it with their partners in the group. That would create less of a βbattle of the sexesβ atmosphere.
The only sticking point is Casa Amor - where the islanders are divided by sex to encounter new islanders without their partners. This could work by splitting each couple in two, resulting in mixed sex groups, and enabling combinations of people who - for instance - donβt get on, or are interested in each other, or have history together, etc, in addition to the new islanders. Or, you split by sex, even though that means some same sex couples wouldnβt be split, but then instead of adding men to the women and women to the men, you add lesbians to the women and gay men to the men. That way, youβve added some representation of the other sexualities, and widened the range of people in there, and almost guaranteed some new same sex couples.
Does that sound βimpossibleβ? It doesnβt sound impossible to me - it sounds like a recipe for fantastic television.

















