vroom vroom

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

"oh they're playing chess while you're playing checkers" okay well actually ☝🏼 i'm playing fucking solitaire by myself and having a fucking blast

Mr President,

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

guy so painfully hard he can’t focus voice i don’t even care that hudson williams looks like that bro. he’s just some fucking dude.