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in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

i’m the worst person to come to for advice because if you tell me you have a problem i’ll just tell you to avoid it

#unhealthycopingmechanisms

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time