the weight of the world is love

what would you do if two months into dating your girlfriend turns to you one day and tells you that she’s “finally memorized your attack patterns”

show her my second phase

this is my fave post on this whole website

how to move through life like a real human being and not a reanimated corpse

“i dont believe in god but i believe that you’re my savior” as dazai watches chuuya in his corrupted form with complete awe

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

both kinds?

…there’s two?

hang on let me google something real quick

we should all implode and die forever actually

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"