Speak Of The Devil

*sends you nudes when I know damn well you're in public*

Wild till the last word!!!

that last fucking sentence

you have until december 17 to be horny. after that it’s illegal

Adios, Tumblr

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

Tumblr: RIP February 19, 2007 - December 17th, 2018

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shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…

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IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH

I did!!