photo by Konstantin Körber  (biologyfiction.tumblr.com)

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

“The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.” –Earle Hitchner

English people trying to travel around Australia and wildly underestimating distance are my favourite thing

China is both old and big. I had some Chinese colleagues over; we were discussing whether they wanted to see the Vasa ship (hugely expensive war ship which sank on it’s maiden voyage after 12 min). They asked if it was old, I said “not THAT old” (bearing in mind they were Chinese) “it’s from the 1500s.” To my surprise they still looked impressed, nodding enthusiatically. Then I realised I’d forgotten something: “…I mean it’s from the 1500s AFTER the birth of Christ” and they went “oh, AFTER…”.

My dad’s favorite quote from various tours in Italy was “Pay no attention to the tower – it was a [scornful tone] tenth century addition.”

My last boss was Chinese, and she said when her parents came to visit her from Beijing they pronounced Chicago “A very nice village.” 

This post keeps getting better

What I’m getting from this is both distance and time are Utterly Terrifying

where are all the creachures of the fucking night -_-…

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

I had no choice man

I couldn’t just ignore this

yes

gender repeal party

we all meet up in the woods and release our genders into the wild

then we hunt them for sport

um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it

me watching any period drama: god I wish I had a suit like that

More unsexualized queer spaces

i don’t know why but i immediately finished this with “horg”

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

Gays don’t block in video games. We dodge roll or we die. Blocking is for straight people.