[slammin my head into a wall] I need to make baked beans in a fire pit with salt pork and ashcakes like in the 1800s or I’m gonna die

YEAH YOU GET IT YOU KNOW WHAT’S UP BEAN HOLE BABY

BEAN HOLE BEAN HOLE BEAN HOLE

IT’S BEAN HOLE BFRIDAY

The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

i think if you go to a hospital to get like surgery or urgent care and something embarrassing or weird etc happens to you and a nurse makes a tiktok about how embarrassing or weird you were and makes fun of you, you should be allowed to sue them. like actually. regardless of if they mention your name or not. you should be able to sue them

lady gaga’s joe calderone persona is like IT for me like she gets it she understands everything i feel she’s the moment she’s everything i want to be

I scrolled past the text and just thought I was looking at a bunch of pictures of Nat Wolff