Kiadtheriya

Fuck you, Doctor, I have real fucking problems, actually. Even if I have a nice night out and see a pretty good clown, that's not going to fucking fix everything in my fucking life. I'm still going to be sad the next night, you dumb asshole. Honestly just fuck you. You're the worst therapist I've ever been to

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

let me put this in terms that you can understand. if we catch you browsing futanari porn on the school library computers one more time, we are going to "isekai" you to a new high school.

[misunderstanding really badly] so if i get really good at not caring if things are good or bad i can win reality and escape?

you know whats cool? not talking. dont say nothin. shut the fuck up.

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

i keep fucking around but i'm too stupid so i never really find out anything

in the club being rejected by women and saying stuff like "so be it"