¿Can I Axe you a question?

Reblog to send prev on a tiny roller coaster ride.

Sending you on the tiny ride!

Become ungovernable.

direct action

girl you've been running through my mind all day

anyone else horny as fuck right now

Literally what the fuck

What the fucking fuck is this shit!? What even is this, is this an actual anime, is it satire? You know what, I don’t wanna know.

😩 i cant deal with this dawg

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

Reincarnation

No Bitches Beach

My disability hurts just watching this

you go inside and there’s an opossum on the counter and you order a footlong chicken teriyaki and it uses its mouth to pile various sticks, acorns, leaves and bugs onto 12 inches of mossy damp tree bark. It’s the best subway you’ve ever had

And yes that includes that shitty video game, yes that includes the Lego sets, yes it includes visiting the theme park. Stop giving Transphobia Georg money.