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Sam Neill, the versatile actor whose was highlighted by appearances in the blockbuster 'Jurassic Park' franchises, has died. He was 78.
Dammit.
Damn! He as a fine actor.
CIA Training: The Watch Your Six Protocol
The Go-Bag Kit
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Vintage Led Zeppelin on the marquee...
No, they didn't push me back into the sea.
I told them to tell others that so I could hide my escape pod until I could find where my starship crash landed. That's also why I was looking to the horizon and stayed put that morning. I was looking for bluish-white smoke. Spotted it near the base of Mount Fuji.
So the story is accurate. This guy does a pretty good job assuming what happened based on the stories. Nice approximation about what was going on.
What was in the box?
It contained no head. It did contain my survival tools. I wasn't about to let these folks rummage through, find my blaster and accidentally blow a hole through someone or something. Some of those tools are pretty dangerous too, if used improperly.
Something like this...
Wood top? Yes. My starship is pretty lavish. It's Thrrasssi`aar wood from my homeworld. It's a swamp tree. Kinda like a Banyan tree.
I've told this story before. Found my ship, fixed it up and reattached my escape pod. I then flew it over to the ocean, because fuel was low after being vented before the crash. Remember the bluish-white smoke? A fully fueled starship would have been a nuke too soon. So I couldn't risk it. Once it was in the ocean, I sailed it to Alaska.
I spent a long time in Japan, almost a hundred years. Then when I got to Alaska, I met a hidden tribe of highly evolved Velociraptor descendants. I then trekked through Canada with them toward Toronto and later wound up in the old west. Coming down through to Colorado to New Mexico, I travelled about as a gunslinger for a bit. Later, I took up residence in New York after establishing myself some cash. Made more money. Lost some money. Established companies. Made more money. Lost more money. Moved to California eventually. Set up other companies... and that brings us to today where I now reside in the Midwest.
Yes, I did have a look of resignation on my face. I couldn't believe that here I was, once again, millions of years later... having crash landed again, marooned and stranded with monkeys.
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The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...
I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and youβre SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you
There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.
"I don't want you doing that, please. No, let's not. Let's no-I SAID STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME, STEPHANIE."
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A perfect example why @rap4cious-resplend3nt should not fly during strong storms.
