Marooned on Earth: My life stranded with monkeys

for the ladies

MERICA!!!!

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What the F;:&&@“

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which is also my advice about peeing after sex btw. it's not like you have to do it in three minutes or less just let nature take its course.

It's a good rule if you have a vagina and use it with insertables especially if you're using lube. Just to clear out anything that might have gotten in the urethra at all.

right yes and what I'm saying is that while that's a good idea it's not necessary to sprint for the bathroom immediately upon finishing. like just drink your fluids and go as usual

Like as long as you don't let everything marinate there for 12+ hours you'll probably be fine.

if you go 12+ hours without urinating there are probably some other issues to address!

Love to show up on people's dash to tell them to piss more or something but you're genuinely supposed to pee within about half an hour of inserting anything, because it takes very little time for bacteria to take hold and start a UTI.

wait where's the source on the half hour I wanna learn

ok so that article just plucks half an hour out of thin air with no citations, while the doctor they actually quote says “Studies have not proven that urinating always reduces the risk of UTIs, but many women find it helpful.”