Marooned on Earth: My life stranded with monkeys

The sound of meowing 🐾

Think of our Patreon like a secret backstage door.

Out here, you get comics. In there, you enter our weird sanctum: comic battles where you can vote, the jokes that were too unhinged to post publicly, and the satisfaction of knowing you prevented 2 artists from having a real job.

The door is open. Come in: 

Yes it is. I'm honored every time I'm found in violation of some abstract interpretation of my content by both Tumblr bot and employee when the content is far removed from that interpretation, while scams and porn run rampant along side predators and shill trolls calling for bloody violence, and restricting everyone's ability to report it save for simply blocking and moving along as others stumble into such traps.

Meanwhile, Democrats:

The TV said “bang”…

and bro really said “this is my moment” 💀🦜

something inside

has given way;

rivers dammed

now sweep away

a half-lifetime

spent in farming

grace from God;

only the harming,

howling waves

remain, roiling;

and grace, forgot,

lays behind, drowned

amidst the piled mounds