Khattnip

Literal actual goals

that was intensely satisfying

WELL DONE!!!

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

Anybody got somethin to boost my strength stat and mana bar?

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

and i would have done it too, if it werent for this meddling mental illness!

Kyle doesn’t even deserve to a see a woman naked Jesus Christ

There is no conclusive physiological evidence of it when they’re faking because you failed, Kyle.

Headline: Local Man Tries To Sound Deep While Bragging About How He’s Never Made A Woman Come In His Life