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fun fact femme bush saves lives

Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

Why did I say this?

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

Idk . Sex just seems like such a waste of time. I could be playing video games or drawing yuri or reading the Wikipedia page for schnitzel

we fucked up

can anyone recommend some good beginner places to collect pages for someone just getting into it?

"um this song is actually about masturbation!!!!!!!!" aw thats so scary :( do you wanna call your mummy (remembers how americans read that) do you wanna call your strong as fuck ice mummy

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

Terrarians 1 minute before disaster