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Hypnosis is such a funny kink put to practice. What if we centered ourselves and focused on mindful breathing? Only you know, sexy.

the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

people want to claim the allure of the unconventional while still treating it with disgust. "fat boy summer" about average men. "DILF" but only if he's under 40. "bear" about a man built like a superhero. "butch" but not if she's too butch. "monsterfucker" about an anime girl with horns. it's exhausting

could you lie

surely the conses wont quence

"Until I reap her cussions" was right there.

You should fill your house with chintz because knocking shit over is enrichment for your catgirl gf. No, hey. Eyes on me, don't worry about what your husband is doing. That's his business.

booty shorts with this printed on the ass

*machine shop noises* oh yeah the freaks are gonna love this one

oh I love this one

can we electrify the collars or no

me and who else

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

omega-3verse