local lesbian reject

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

Can i bum a smile

i did try keeping a diary for awhile but one-time I looked at an entry and it was just "IDONTWANTTOBEALONEANYMORE" written over and over again like a fucking horror movie and the entry right before was like "I made soupe today yay!" so I am like the worst diary keeper ever

weaponized competence

learned helpfulness

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

sit down i have something to tell you you're going to want to be very high for this. the bad people are coming the bad people are coming the bad people are coming

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

do you see this shit my liege

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.