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Jeremy’s breath hitches slightly. He remembers it, from Cat, from the envelope she’d seen on the table. And he’d be a liar if he said he didn’t know how to pronounce it, not after he’d looked up tutorials, just to hear how it would sound. So instead he continues his movements, scratching gently at Jean’s scalp, and says, once, softly, “Jean-Yves.”

There is a shuddering breath from below. From Jean, against his stomach. Jeremy runs his hands through Jean’s hair again, and repeats himself.

His hand drifts lower, to the side of Jean’s face, cupping his cheek, coaxing him to look up, up, until his hand is on Jean’s chin, in a reverse of how Jean usually catches his, and Jean’s eyes are on him.

I'm bastardising @mcmansionhell's carefully honed craft to make fun of Steve's house from Stranger Things. If you like making fun of far more ridiculous houses and learning about architecture along the way give them a follow!

The Harrington's house is actually in Atlana. 8253 Carlton Road, Riverdale to be specific. With that in mind, lets get into the epic highs and lows of this property.

FRONT EXTERIOR

Built in 1976 when Steve was the tender age of ten, this grey hunk of bricks boasts 4 beds, 5 baths, 2 acres of land, and of course the heated pool. These photos are a mix of shots from the show and pics taken when the property was last sold in 2009.

FOYER

There isn't physically a chandelier in the Harrington's foyer but spiritually there is.

MAIN ROOM

I think Steve's Plaid RoomTM was a set built separatley from the house? Unless that balcony bit has been renovated since 2009.

POOL ADMIRATION ROOM

Why this room has two giant empty doorframes into the main room I don't know. Otherwise it's kinda cosy!

A KITCHEN

I have no idea where this kitchen is in relation to any of the other rooms.

REAR EXTERIOR

(as someone who has zero garages I may have gotten emotional here)