wow we still here huh

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy

what do red pandas even do

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

new headcanon: the league changes WAG to WAP (Wives and Partners) in an attempt to promote inclusivity and ilya proceeds to play Wet Ass Pussy everywhere for a week straight following this announcement

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.