Disturbed Beautifully

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

Nooooo babe don’t magically fix ur numpty induced chronic leg pain ur so sexieeee

"why do men watch porn instead of just having sex with their girlfriends?" is already silly for numerous reasons, but seeing it being used as like. a feminist talking point is so crazy to me because like of the implication that being in a relationship means being available for sex all the time, which you know. doesn't feel great for women i think.

brb going to go fight a real pigeon

@pidge-the-pigeon square up.

*raises my fists* they’re trembling. I can’t fight

hey wouldn’t it be cool if kevin’s narration always features riko’s thoughts or riko’s commentary as kevin imagines it. wouldn’t it be awesome if kevin has a version of riko in his head that he can’t get rid of. wouldn’t it be amazing if kevin still has a version of riko that he clings to because losing him would mean being truly alone and one half of a whole. wouldn’t that be just epic

reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

It is an hundred years hence now. Go open your doors.

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you