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trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her



#extradirty
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çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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This IS making me lose it
what a jerk
and a thief
kanye west: iâm running for president
all of us who have already gotten used to 2020âs fuckery:
Reminder for Americans: DO NOT vote for him whatever you do. Doesnât matter if youâre serious or want to do it as a joke.
Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but itâs actually tears

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Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?
Thereâs more just go fucking look yourself
BOYâS ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA
I have to add this gem
Oh hey I havenât yelled about voting in a while
Reposting this because some of yâall need a reminding.
Another reminder:
VOTE YOUR WHOLE BALLOT.
A Democratic President does nothing if Congress is controlled by Republicans. Your local elections are important, too. (It took us 20 years, but you notice we donât have issues with our sheriff out here in Phoenix now weâve voted out Joe Arpaio.)
Donât skip any. Look up names on your phone while youâre in the ballot booth if you have to. VOTE YOUR WHOLE BALLOT.
A PSA because a lot of people donât know this: You CAN take your phone into the ballot booth, no one will stop you. You CAN google names from inside the ballot booth, no one will stop you. The only time you can get in trouble is, in some states, if you take a photo of your ballot. You CAN also take a long time voting. There are lots of booths usually, donât worry about the line if you need to think about anything. Voting is not a high school exam. Youâre allowed to bring your phone. Please do that in case thereâs something on the ballot you donât understand!
You can also register to vote by mail! That means you can use google and take all the time you need to fill out your ballot! I donât know how it works in other states but California specifically has made voting by mail extremely easy and hassle free and most people I know vote by mail.
VOTE GUYS PLEASE GOD
crush accidentally makes physical contact with you
I was adjusting my adblock settings and accidentally blocked the entire website
an improvement

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[Jan:]Â Oh, why canât I be dead?Â
[Marcia:] Yeah! Why canât Jan be dead?
jan should have cunt punted marcia
being in your 20s is like playing the sims except your sim wonât do any god damn thing you tell them and all your bars are moderately orange to an ugly shade of red
just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin PaperbacksÂ
he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble
This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. Itâs got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrinâ me customers.
heard there was a new meme round these parts
This is such a huge mood

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This is the way youâre supposed to do pranks!
I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just canât stop myself
âhey lady ur computer isnât even onâ