probably a lizard

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

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