You want a better story. Who wouldn’t?

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki

Stede and Ed are also kinda on opposite sides but when I put it in I ment more literal (angel X demon, vampire x vampire slayer, serial killer x FBI investigator)

alfred's letter to bruce in batman #83

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supporting cast of succession in interviews: oh my character? gay. really fuckin gay. me and the 20 year olds who make taylor swift edits on twitter decided so

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“C’mon, all you have to do while you punch is grunt and look sad.” “I do not grunt and look sad.” “When I punch people, I have to say funny things while I do it.” “You do not have to say funny things.” “That’s so much harder.” “It is not harder.” “All right, for the sake of argument, let’s switch:I’ll do sad grunts, you do puns.” “No.” “Oh the pain and misery and horror! Oh mummies! If only you knew!” “That’s not a grunt.” “Well, that’s not a pun.” “Hm.” “Hm. Better?” HELP THIS AWFUL, TERRIBLE CHILD OF BRUCE’S IS A MENACE AND HE WON’T STOP MAKING THINGS BETTER (AND FUNNIER), BRUCE DOESN’T DESERVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS