sipping cranberry juice from a wine glass

All in a Row : Grace babysits.

Morning Bells Are Ringing : Grace naps. Pebbles do tiny science.

Row, Row, Row Your Boat : Grace has a boat! Boat time! Also, ow, his shoulder hurts. Pretends it doesn’t.. Rocky notices because of course he does.

The Crypt-Kicker Five : Pebbles heard about Halloween from Rocky. Pebbles are doing Halloween. Emperor Comatose costume.

More on the way!

some popular some not so popular fics that i adore. asterisks are favs that i can't be normal about.

character study

rookie of the year by medric / @bluegrasshole*

rozanov – not on hockey / vdud' (eng) by werevolche / gotthesunshinex *

mosquito by gone_girl

au (hockey, or not)

vessel by medric / @bluegrasshole*

clear to a hedgehog by @magneticwave*

for the right reasons by @citrusses*

house of mirrors by ratherunnecessary

win and bear it by anonymous (public plea to please...update)

hurts so good (angst/whump)

penalties by @citrusses*

show me how to be whole again by @rozanohwell*

send me back a thousand days by @rozanohwell*

if only a prayer by absolutelyhollanov*

dogging by @radialarch

everything else (yum yum )

running down the hills by hockeyfinches

ballad of a bisexual terminator by pressuretoparty

torture me (with all i’ve wanted) by toomuchplor

like for like by @smugrobotics*

love takes a mile by corsi

that'll leave a mark by subcorax

forget there's any other place by anonymous

After one inconsequential game, a reporter asks about what Coach Theriault and Hayden think of the future of hockey with their former star player playing with his husband. Theriault says some shitty PR nothing answer laced with so much disdain that Hayden just. can't. take. anymore.

Obviously his team wants him to shit-talk his best friend and de facto brother-in-law who happen to be playing the best hockey of a generation (he will never let Ilya know he thinks this). The reporter obviously is chomping at the bit for a "dissension in the locker room" story that will make his life even more miserable. So, fuck the both of them.

"and how about you Hayden, what do you think about the future of hockey with Hollander and Rozanov?"

"Well, I think they should get on having kids, like surrogacy or adoption of something"

Dead silence, the reporter blinks in confusion. He can feel the glare coming off Theriault burning into the side of his face. He doesn’t turn his head and blithely goes on.

“Yeah, specifically 3 girls. I have 3 girls so if they have 3 girls, we’d have a whole hockey team to start in the pee-wees and get to the PWHL. My Ruby would obviously be a defender. She’d spend her whole life in the box, but she'd be such a good enforcer, especially if she was playing with her sisters.  Jade is sneaky fast, so forward for her. And I know Amber is a baby, but I swear she’s got goalie eyes. My son Arthur is already the peacemaker of the family, so Uncle Shane could start training him up on all the rules so he can be our ref. But Shane and Ilya would have to get themselves another defender and a right or left wing with a center. Yep, that’s the future in hockey I’d love to see with Hollander and Rozanov”

and noone if their teammates would get suspicious even if they do that regulary because these are the fucking star forwards of their respective teams, they can't risk it getting hurt in a fight, and actually they are so strong holding back even if they have their enemy in their faces (and yes that also applies to Ilya because he might be a more physical player he is weapon of choice is more chirping and antagonising that actually fighting).

because if man started breaking out the secondhand smoke statistics?? it's game OVER for your nicotine habit, my dude.

look into those big brown eyes and say you don't care about increasing his risk of cancer as well.

If in doubt call Yuna by Bundog - (Rating: T, Words: 1,865)

When Rozanov gets knocked down, they have to call his emergency contact. So imagine Marlow's shock when Rozanov's emergency contact was Yuna Hollander

stand here with me by Anonymous - (Rating: T, Words: 3,932)

The team has just come back into the locker room and Ilya is sitting in front of his stall, unlacing his skates, when his world changes.

“Oh, fuck,” Bood says. He’s got his phone in his hand and a stricken expression on his face. “The Metros plane had to make an emergency landing.”

--

Or: Shane's plane is the one that almost crashes.

oh captain my captain by frozenmorningdew (goldenboygate) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2,589)

Shane Hollander learns exactly what the word 'Captain' does to his husband. He also learns that sometimes you have to burn sheets in a fire pit.

D'accord by drjamband - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1,380)

Shane slips into French during sex. Ilya thinks it's hot.

Mother’s Weekend by thehdub - (Rating: G, Words: 8,154)

Mother’s Weekend is supposed to be joyful—team dinners, proud moms, and a little slice of home on the road. For Shane, it’s familiar. For Ilya, it’s a reminder of everything he’s lost.

When a small moment hits Ilya harder than he expects, Shane realizes he can’t leave him to face it alone. So he sends Yuna to Calgary—quietly, lovingly—giving Ilya something he hasn’t had in years: someone in his corner, like a mom would be.

shelter by floormusic - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 7,728)

He looks at Yuna, who looks at him back, seeming like she wants to say something but doesn’t know how.

“Shane says you have been a Metros fan for your entire life,” Ilya offers.

It’s a good starting spot. Things they both know. Shane. Hockey.

If I Go Down, You Go With Me by lunarmoonpies27 - (Rating: Mature, Words: 1,115)

Hollander didn’t fight on the ice often. Neither did Rozanov. But a team wide brawl between the Metros and the Raiders makes for some interesting foreplay.

call it what you want by lolwowgenetic - (Rating: Not Rated, Words: 3,825)

Hayden is pretty sure Shane won't mind if he drunkenly sneaks into his apartment at 2 am to crash on his couch.

But when the voice that wakes him up at 7 am the next morning belongs to Ilya Rozanov... He realizes that maybe he didn't think this one through.

or

Hayden finds out.

Same Side by Evilharlowe - (Rating: Mature, Words: 7,944)

Shane Hollander was a Voyageur for ten years. Now he's a Centaur, a husband, and the new guy on a team captained by the man he married. As training camp begins, Shane must navigate a new system, a new locker room, and the terrifying question of who he is when everything that defined him has changed — except the six-foot-three Russian who's loved him since they were seventeen and won't let him forget it.

body talk. by steelatoms - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 4,528)

read a lot of beautiful things recently. alphabetically.

another uninnocent, elegant fall by anonymous (explicit, 17k) ❣️

Seven scandals in the life of Ilya Rozanov.

a winner at heart by pressuretoparty (explicit, 32k) ❣️

Ilya laughs. He finds that once he starts, he can't stop. He laughs at the fact that he's in France with Shane Hollander. He laughs at the fact he's Shane Hollander's boyfriend. He laughs at the fact that he gave up Moscow for a better life, only to end up in fucking Ottawa.  Ilya's dick stops working one month before he's supposed to leave for the South of France.

car wash redhead, tube top R.E.M. concert, juror #6 by rockbound (explicit, 3k)

The only trick is to have no fear, and even less fear than that the more trouble one is in. Ilya cannot teach that to a man who has directed his energies into becoming, not like a saint, but like a painting of a saint, all dripping in symbolism: the way the robe drapes here, yes, that is on purpose, and the angle of the light, the patron’s face in the crowd, the instrument of the martyrdom in his hand and the fruit in the bowl on the table, all arranged except when—

Clean by dinosour (explicit, 7k)

Rozanov cocks his head to the side curiously. “This is porn thing?” “It isn’t a porn thing!” “It feels different?” He asks, nosing along his throat. “For you?” “I don’t know, but I don’t think so.” Psychologically, yes; physically, probably not. He hadn’t felt whatever Rozanov had clearly felt the moment the condom broke. “Though I think it’ll feel different for you. Maybe better.” Rozanov pulls away until they can look each other in the eye. “I always feel good with you.” It doesn’t feel like a compliment, but like he’s making a point. “You don’t need to do this for me.” “I know. I want to do it.” Shane insists. Shane and Ilya experiment. It's a success.

Compatible by jewelledfoxes (explicit, 18k)

Ilya’s blood has always run hotter than Shane's. Or: Yay Hollanov free use! Everybody cheered!

cottaging by gone_girl (explicit, 10k) ❣️

Ilya was good at noticing things about people, and he was good at understanding them. Shane was not. That was okay. Shane had developed his own way of getting to know Ilya. It involved a lot of inane questions and, more importantly, no longer involved condoms.

Everything You Know by ineptshieldmaid (explicit, 6k)

"Is it weird," Ilya says, and Shane turns a little to meet his eyes, "That I have never done this?" "What, fingered me on a couch? I'm sure…" "No, Hollander," Ilya says, in the voice he reserves for when Shane is being particularly obtuse. "That is not what I mean."

fall in love again and again by Ehlihr (mature, 25k) ❣️

Shane wakes up on Tuesday at 5:26 AM on game day in Boston, four minutes before his alarm goes off. Shane wants it to be Wednesday. But no matter what, Shane wakes up on Tuesday at 5:26 AM on game day in Boston, four minutes before his alarm goes off. ”Fuck,” he croaks. “Fuck, fuck, fuck.” Chapter 1: Shane wakes up on the same Tuesday over and over again after leaving Rozanov in a rush. Tuesday is his second least favourite day of the week, so he's not really happy about it. Chapter 2: Ilya notices Shane acts strangely. He just never remembers.

found it on my own by coldhome (mature, 3k)

In the stale hallway of the Sports Hall of Fame, he understands the cottage more. He has to wander down unpaved paths for privacy. Ilya looks over at the growing crowd around Shane. There are things to learn, he decides. There are things to learn that cannot be kept behind glass in this wretched museum. Or, Ilya and Shane learn each other.

holding tightly when you invite me by thesehands (explicit, 7k)

“Actually, uh—“ Shane scratched the back of his neck and dropped his gaze to the floor by Ilya’s chair. “Would you mind if I sucked you off?”

“Would I mind?” Ilya asked. “No, I would not mind. You want my cock again that badly, Hollander?”

house rules by Calico (explicit, 6k)

Shane's brought Ilya to his cottage, which means something, doesn't it? And whether it's a test, or an experiment, or an audition - Ilya is determined he will triumph. By any means necessary.

jumping someone else's train by HeartOfDecember (explicit, 11k)

"Typical dirty Americans," Rozanov said. He took the pitcher and started pouring water into the four glasses. "You wear your shoes indoors and then you want to fuck someone else's husband and then you expect him to sleep in the same filthy sheets." Scott opened his mouth to retort back, but Rozanov, the gracious host, was handing him a cold glass of water. "Well, we will all get very dirty together tonight," he continued. "Shane, my sweetheart, you are outnumbered. Better hydrate." Hollander drank obediently. Needing something to do with his hands, Scott sipped his water, too. Kip traced circles lightly along his back. The silence that felt so pleasant outside by the fire now settled heavily over them. Scott cleared his throat. "So," he said. "What are we doing?" Rozanov looked at him like he was stupid. "Is it not obvious? We are going to run a train on my husband."

listen how the heart beats lying next to him by pumpkinless (explicit, 8k)

Every time a text came through about flight times, Shane thought that would be the last one. That Ilya would say, no, actually, but I cannot come to your home over the summer and fuck you in your bed for two weeks and kiss and play house like we are boyfriends, because we are hockey rivals and this has been a seven year long mistake. Also, I will be blocking your phone number and never want to see you again unless I am beating you on the ice. He had doubted every second until Ilya was finally in his car in the airport parking garage.

love and lust (wanna be yours) by blankjournal (explicit, 12k)

“You really wouldn’t mind if I had sex with someone else?” Ilya does mind. Hearing it said back to him, almost makes him flinch, a sudden and brittle sound right next to his ear that he fails to recoil from in time. But he swallows back the bitter truth and replies, “Of course not. If that is what you want.” He waits, sitting on his living room couch, phone pressed painfully against his ear, his other hand gripping his knees till his knuckles blanched. He could feel his own heart rattling behind his ribs, pulse rockingloudly. His mind was an echo of alarm, demanding of him: Why isn't Shane saying anything? It was the loudest silence he’s ever lived through, until Shane finally said, “Okay.” OR: inspired by the fight in TLG where Ilya tells Shane he can sleep with other men. But this time, Shane actually takes the offer.

Menace by Charlotte_Stant (mature, 5k) ❣️

Of course Ilya had known that Shane would come back but it was gratifying, still, the text from Jane, Can we meet up when you’re here tomorrow, I don’t care where. I really need to see you. The intimation, probably accidental, that Shane was so very desperate he was open to the idea of Ilya fucking him in the street. Ilya typed and deleted many potential replies, which was not characteristic of him. (Or: Shane gets blackmailed. Ilya handles it.)

See You at the Melting Point by DeclaredDove (explicit, 1.5k)

Hollander has a lot of commercials. Ilya has favorites. For normal reasons.-- --OR Ilya wants. It’s a problem.

speed limit by radialarch (teen, 1k)

82 games in a season doesn't leave much time for braving traffic on the 417.

sympathy fuck by lustmord (explicit, 10k) ❣️

We won’t release a statement right away, someone from the front office said, but if you’re missing a couple games there’s going to be questions. What are we going to call it? A family emergency? Ilya had almost laughed. What emergency? His father is already fucking dead.

the gift by stammiviktor (mature, 8k)

Ilya wanted so badly to just tell Svetlana: It’s Shane Hollander, it’s always been Shane Hollander. He wanted to invite her over after the game so he'd know it was possible for her and Shane to exist in the same room without the world collapsing. He was calling Shane back before he even thought about it, his heart in his throat.  “Ilya?” “Can I invite Svetlana?" He could never have expected what happened next. Or: Only a few months after the cottage, Shane meets Svetlana—and goes to great lengths to defeat his jealousy.

whispers carried on second wind by MilesbyMicah (explicit, 5k)

game day superstition explicit, 4k, oneshot. part of a series. shane has an oral fixation and takes something of ilya's before the game. this was hot AND it made me laugh

vodka cranberry explicit, 5k, oneshot. shane drops the vodka glass and almost passes out getting out of the vegas penthouse. ilya takes care of him. very good emotional hurt/comfort, treading some ground on shane's eating stuff so keep an eye out if you're sensitive to that

telepathy explicit, 4k, oneshot. ilya bottoms for shane for the first time after he wins the cup. there's some fun toys too. slightly ooc, but by god is it hot

butter soft in the moonlight explicit, 2k, oneshot. cnc AND ilya wearing leather gloves. these guys are so hot for each other that they will start a scene at the drop of a hat.

guilty pleasure SERIES. three fics, 8k total. ilya likes shane in lingerie. shane likes wearing it, and he likes ilya's reaction even more. one fic per set.

(and i want these words to) make things right 42k, explicit, complete. after the 2011-2013 MHL lockout, ilya finds himself in a situation- the russian team doesn't want him returning to america. clearly, the only solution shane and ilya see is to start a secret (fake? neither of them are sure) engagement. (one of them should've thought to consult a lawyer, maybe, but what's logic in the face of two dumbasses?)

the cadence of a secret 38k, explicit, complete. soulmate au, with some magic in the background. their bond means that they can't speak out loud with or of one another, or the pain they feel while they're apart increases. they fight against it for longer than anyone else would, but they fall in love nonetheless. this sounds out of character for me and my non-soulmate hollanov agenda, BUT it's very good and i adore the thought put into it as well as their dynamics. communication is their curse and their solution, and they choose each other in a way that i LOVE to see in a soulmate au.

was it love or fear of the cold that led us through the night? explicit, 19k, complete. a remix of the tuna melt, but in different circumstances- ilya and shane get snowed in inside of shane's apartment in montreal. without the possibility of running away, the intimacy of cohabitation goes a little differently.

j'n'ai qu'une envie (c'est toi) explicit, 5k, oneshot. part of a series. omegaverse, alpha/alpha knotting fic (who cheered!!). shane's in rut, ilya gives him what he wants.

collapsed in the act of just being here explicit, 18k, oneshot. hollanov get vegas married in secret, try to annul it, torment hayden pike, and cohabitate.

hold me like your cards (close to your chest) explicit, 2k, oneshot. ilya thinks about fucking shane's tits. it becomes a reality. these two match each other's freak to an almost cute degree.

also for today's non-explicit fic, one of each rating:

the acres of the walls, the prairies of the floors gen, 1k, oneshot. yuna meets rozanov in the hospital gift shop. she hates him a little less.

interlude: the gay hockey WAGs teen, 1k, oneshot. part of a series. textfic. kip doesn't know who jane is beyond dating ilya rozanov, but they get along well regardless, even as that involves sneaking 'jane' into the admirals' WAGs group chat for moral support against the straights.

<- part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 | part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9 ->

matter of fact, i caught you lookin' back by sargeantwoof | explicit | 19k words – Ilya's apartment is under construction. Shane's in town for a game. It'd be a shame if they somehow had the same hotel room.

the heart is hard to translate by catknives | explicit | 20.8k words – in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.

hey, love, we'll get away with it by buckleyspencer | gen | 5.6k words – 5 times Shane and Ilya broke the rules they had set in place to get away with it + 1 time they realized they had nothing to get away from.

careful fear and dead devotion by CorvidCordelia | explicit | 44k words – Shane and Ilya are cast in a production of Ember & Ice and eventually they fuck about it.

fresh from the fight by flairlies | mature | 23.5k words – The Voyageur is strong, fast, handsome, and just about everything the city of Ottawa could ever want in a superhero. Shane Hollander is very good at staying under the radar as a local crime reporter. Ilya Rozanov is just trying to take down his family's corrupt business from the inside. He didn't really intend to become a vigilante and he definitely didn't mean to develop a crush on the city's #1 super-boy. Or on the journalist helping him take his father down.

It's Been A Long Time Coming by leiascully | explicit | 20k words – Ilya and Shane are so excited to have made the playoffs in Shane's first season with the Centaurs until they remember: no sex during the playoffs.

rose garden filled with thorns by galactictsukki | explicit | 14.6k words – famous Shane meets non-famous Ilya on a cursed flight from Ottawa to Boston and kind of (totally) falls in love with him at first sight (and first chirp)

My Hopes Are Prone to Elevate by shanehollandertwentyfour | explicit | 106k words – what if Ilya and Shane had been drafted to the same team? Inspired by every rookie bestie dynamic duo in the NHL that made you think, "what if they kissed???"

I meant to post this sooner, but then wound up adding to it and adding to it because I couldn't stop reading and I still am further behind on my reading list than the last time I checked the tag on AO3. What an incredible fandom to get to watch explode, from this medium-sized book fandom I joined just a month before the show started, not even realizing that it was about to get such an incredible adaptation, but goddamn is there some fucking talent here. Hayden and Jackie are getting the love from fandom that they deserve! And you have no idea how many loopy!Shane or social media fics I have read and how each of them are incredible! Centaur team shenanigans! THIS FANDOM IS SO GOOD TO ME.

HEATED RIVALRY - NO I WON’T BE CHILL ABOUT THE GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS SHOW:

please leave a message by Ravenesta, ilya(/shane) & jackie & ocs, 2.4k     Sarah Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here. Jackie Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden. Jackie has added Lily to the conversation Lily what what is this

lost in translation by gurlsrool, ilya/shane & troy/harris & centaurs & oc, nsfw, 4.5k     The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.

it's a fine line (between love and hate) by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003), ilya/shane & centaurs, nsfw, 4.1k     five times shane and ilya's friends worry they're are on the verge of divorce -- and one time they realize they're flirting.

don't ask (and i won't tell) by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003), ilya/shane & troy/harris & centaurs, NSFW, 4.2k     five times shane and ilya's friends have questions about gay sex -- and one time they wish they knew less.

I'll be Your Father Figure by Signsofsam, ilya/shane & david, 1.5k     Five posts David Hollander makes about Ilya, and one time Ilya returns the favor.

I'll Make It Better by imperfectcircle, kenopsia (indie), ilya/shane, 4.3k     "Hey," Ilya says, magnetized and moving towards him. Shane looks — soft, he looks fine, so fucking breakable but not broken. "There's my man," Shane says, in a small voice, musical. Ilya closes the distance between them, needing to touch him and needing him to lower his voice in equal measure.

it started with a whisper by gurlsrool, troy/harris & ilya/shane & centaurs & cast, 5.8k     When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.

The Waiting Game by Rizandace, ilya/shane & hayden & svetlana, 16k     Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.

still the best (still an asshole) by pucksandpower, ilya/shane & centaurs, NSFW, 18.2k     Four times Ilya Rozanov reminded everyone exactly who the fuck they were dealing with (spoiler: still an asshole, still elite, still not going anywhere), and one time he didn’t have to be anything except soft.

Hop, Bunny, Hop by theemporium, ilya/shane, NSFW, 4.8k     Or, a bet was made and Shane is a good sportsman. That is the only reason he is putting on rozanov's jersey. Promise.

Troublemaker by White_Noise, ilya(/shane) & (scott/)kip, 5k     Kip's first outing as Scott's partner after the Stanley Cup results in an unexpected friendship with Ilya Rozanov.

The same number of stars by GlitterCity, ilya/shane, 2.9k     “Ilya?” Shane said in that same dreamy, loopy voice as that morning. Ilya exhaled in a rush. “Shane,” he said, and wanted to sag against the glass with relief. “What happened? Is something wrong?” “Not! Any moooooooore.”

a long way to go by goldengalaxies, (ilya/)shane & hayden & j.j. & voyageurs, 2.2k     "He's a fucking liar-" J.J shouted. The anger in his voice finally did it for Shane. The emotions bubbled over. "I get it okay! Yes, I lied! Fuck. But it wasn't just my secret to keep. Don't you get that?"

Concussion Protocol by cjr2, ilya/shane & cast, NSFW, 26.7k wip     Instead of Shane, it is Ilya who suffers a concussion during the Boston-Montreal game in April 2017. Dazed and agitated, Ilya briefly starts speaking and responding only in Russian and the medics can’t calm him down. Luckily, Shane started studying Russian after Ilya spoke to him in Russian on the phone from Moscow.

Confidence, Poor Judgment, and a Death Wish by TheHeartWantsWhatTheHeartWants, ilya/shane & troy & centaurs, 17.5k wip     “Hey, Ilya?” Troy asks, already regretting it. “I was actually going to ask you about someone.” The moment he says Shane Hollander’s name, the locker room goes quiet, and Troy knows he’s crossed a line he didn’t fully understand.

The Long Weekend by elephantshoes, ilya/shane, 2.8k     A long weekend at Shane’s cottage is meant to be quiet, private, and uncomplicated. Then Ilya discovers canoes, wildlife, and the exact limits of Shane’s patience—and somewhere between turtles, bets, and stolen kisses, Shane realizes he’s already given Ilya more than a key.

The Way Hockey Is by Erisenyo, ilya/shane & cliff & hayden, 5.6k     “Oh fuck,” Cliff hears himself say out loud as his brain suggests—something. “Roz and Holl…oh, fuck.”

Is Ilya Rozanov Really....? (A 5+1 story) by Ubiquitously_Ubiquitous, ilya/shane & ocs, 12k     Is Ilya Rozanov really . . . ? Or after Ilya signs with the Ottawa Centaurs, five times Ilya’s new neighbors in Ottawa learned he was nothing like they expected, plus the one time he was.

All The Things He Said (Running Through My Head) by lipstickliterature, ilya/shane, NSFW, 6.7k     In Episode 4, Shane leaves the nightclub with Rose. In the book, he leaves alone. But what if he had left with Ilya instead?

MORE RECS UNDER THE CUT because I have zero self-control about the amount of fic I want to shove at you all.

☆ Being perceived by the (evil) media

I'm 47 and AFRAID of ilya rozanov by persimmon_tea

Ilya Rozanov and Troy Barrett are photographed leaving Scott Hunter's gay bar. Social media decides this must mean... they're homophobic?

(The internet is stupid, who would have seen that coming ? Special shout out to part two because I laughed out loud way too much)

Freedom4Lily by HollowIsTheWorld

Teen / 2K / One-shot

BREAKING NEWS: MHL star Shane Hollander photographed on his phone while out with his team in Las Vegas after a win, and the texts that can be seen suggest Montreal's 'Golden Boy' of hockey may not be the catch he's always appeared to be... [read more]

("Lily"s text getting leaked - amazing concept)

☆ Shane 🤝 an autism diagnosis (thank god)

he turns off the big light by gurlsrool

Mature / 9K / One-shot

Or: Ilya Rozanov has a lot of good ideas. Telling his fuck buddy that he should consider getting an autism diagnosis isn't one of them.

(Shane being cared of ??? Absolutely give me twenty of that)

you're standing in my light by kyperbees

Teen / 4K / One-shot

or: shane hollander gets an autism diagnosis at age thirty-two. it changes nothing, and also everything.

(Really good exploration of Shane's feelings post diagnosis)

☆ Non-hockey AUs

Pour Decisions by hermacology

Teen / 7K / One-shot

Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

(Really fucking funny - has a little bit of hockey)

careful fear and dead devotion by CorvidCordelia

Explicit / 44K / Completed

Or, Shane and Ilya are cast in a production of Ember & Ice and eventually they fuck about it.

(Love this, really interested premise without being RPF)

Dr. Hollander's Mysterious Husband by Carnival Mira

Explicit/ 6K / One-shot

Shane loses his wedding band and the neurology department discovers Dr Shane Hollander has a husband... who works in the hospital's ER. Now they're determined to uncover the identity of his mysterious husband.

(Really fun - reminded me of The Pitt)

☆ Fics about Shane signing (yes it's a genre)

The Rooms Left Unopened (The Man I Need) by Snakeswithsocks

Mature / 32K / Completed

or; Shane Hollander's music choices and Ilya's discovery of Shane's autism and their shared experiences post-cannon.

(Absolutely lovely)

Trending: J.A.N.E.I.F.Y.'s New Song Just Dropped And We're All Asking - Who is J.A.N.E.I.F.Y.? by sleepixgstars

Teen / 13K / Completed

AKA the one where Shane and Ilya are married and in love and Shane is a little insecure about his ability to love his husband. So he becomes a faceless pop sensation. By accident. Mostly? It's complicated.

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