Kellie Chavonne Murphy

Queen of Pentacles. Art by Joseph Buckley, from The Mushroom Hunter’s Tarot.

The Queen of Pentacles is represented by Leucangium carthusianum, or the Oregon Black Truffle….The Oregon Black Truffle is native to the Pacific Northwest, from California to British Columbia. Though relatively unknown when compared to the prized black truffles of Europe, this truffle is gaining more and more recognition for its floral, chocolaty and cheese like aromas.

Boasting of an exciting new experience for die-hard fans who want to “join the rebellion” against their homosexual desires, Disney announced Wednesday the grand opening of an immersive Star Wars–themed gay conversion camp. “At our new Jedi Cure Center, gays and lesbians of all ages can visit a galaxy far, far away, where they will be taught by their favorite Star Wars characters that their sexual orientation is a path to the dark side of the force,” Disney CEO Bob Chapek said of the new $3,000-per-day camp at which clients will be greeted by an animatronic Yoda that tells them being “queer leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.”