Okay but my favourite headcannon in the voltron fandom is where Shiro’s sense of humour is practically the exact same as Lance’s but he’s vowed to never, ever let Lance know about this.
He’s really serious about hiding it from Lance, it’s his soul goal/focus in life
Until the day when he accidentally texts Lance instead of Keith
Space Dad: My little brother
Space Dad: My only living family member
Space Dad: Next time we meet lotor let’s just dead ass look him in the eye and challenge him to a dance off
Space Dad: He seems like the kinda guy to accept
Space Dad: And u know I’ll win
Space Dad: I got them fly moves
Space Dad: It will be majestic
Space Dad: A DANCE BATTLE WITH FUCKING ROLLER SKATES ON
Space Dad: don’t know where we’re gonna get roller skates in space but honestly? Not my problem
Space Dad: Keith why are you ignoring me this is a fantastic idea
Space Dad: How dare you disrespect me like this, today of all days, the day of my daughters wedding
Space Dad: no but why am I imagining lotor just wiping out and then hissing like a fucking cat
Space Dad: galra are a lot like cats
Space Dad: Keith fukc Keith r you a cat
Space Dad: AAGSJS UR A FURRY H E L P
Space Dad: Okay but c'mon patch the furry but at least respond to the dancing roller blade off w/lotor
Space Dad: This is absolutely 100% how u win a war trust me I’ve worn a cool army suit once
Space Dad: oh no ur not Keith fuCK ME BACKWARDS HELLO LANCE
Lance McMeme: what the fuck just happened
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