alaska

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

the fact that webkinz named a species "googles" and never backed down from it is really funny to me because like. nintendo changed the dialogue of a throwaway npc in a zelda game once because she said "yahoo!" and they were scared they'd get sued by yahoo but ganz is just like. yeah no we don't care if google is the biggest search engine and owns an obscene amount of sites and properties. thats our funny platypus so.

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts