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THIS OLD JOKE WOULDN'T LEAVE MY MIND SO I DREW IT, IM SO SORRY

happy new year. may the year of the horse be better than 2025

「今度は私が守る番だね」

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No man. Continue. Is it your giant silly boner? Did you want to say it was a big penis? Giant penis? Don’t apologize. Just be honest. Was the joke that it was your giant penis?

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Teio happily dashes ahead through the snow to McQueen, pulling on her coat as if she is in a hurry. Her run kicks up a spray of snow behind her. McQueen looks back at her, also smiling as she tugs at her scarf. Both are blushing with their ears pinned forward. Behind them, Nice Nature watches Teio with a sad and longing smile, her hands held behind her back. Nature is turned towards the viewer, which casts her partially in shadow, whereas Teio and McQueen face the light head on. End ID.]

This does genuinely elevate this for me

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.