how is there work tomorrow i mean how is that possible

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

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she said the sex was amazing i said how amazing and she said digital

circus