For The Love Of Ghost

Gnome: I throw salted meat in front of it

DM: it’s starving, so it stops to eat the meat

Half-elf Bard: Uh… I cast Friends?

DM: It’s starving and you’re food, so you have disadvantage. Anyone want to help him?

Goblin Warlock (me): I take out my bagpipes and try to mimic the noises baby owlbears make!

DM: oooohkay… roll for it

*We both nat 20*

Support autistic people who haven’t made huge, groundbreaking achievements

Support autistic people who can’t make a career out of their special interests

Support autistic people who don’t do well academically

Support autistic people who aren’t interested in maths or science

Support autistic adults who don’t fit a cute ‘child prodigy’ image

Support autistic people who are struggling to hold down a minimum-wage job

Support autistic people who can’t get a job

it’s the most adorable thing to me idk djskksks… <3

Also this one where he personally asks a little girl if she enjoyed the show.. gOD!! 💕

That tail is batting away all those haters 🔥  

Really, you’re never going to see Karen from Stubenville again in your life, so side-eye her real good and say:

“It’s not thier fault they’re understaffed. Having worked retail before, they’d love to have another three or five people back there helping out.  But since the whole ‘downsizing’ craze of the ninties, companies try to get as much out of thier employees as possible without regard for thier welfare, or the effect on service.  You should really get on McD’s website and complain about the chronic understaffing and tell them you’re willing to pay more elsewhere for better service.  They LISTEN to people like you.”

Enter Spirit Blossom, an alternate fantasy from League of Legends. Watch the anime short and cross over to the other side where you must place your trust in the mysterious spirits there to guide you home!