gender is stored in the guillermo

if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

grug picking a different kind of fruit if you catch grug meaning. hunting a different type of bear.

mutual reblogged my post which means they still love me 10002992 healed 383782728272 revived

every time i open up tumblr this post has more notes what the fuck is happening

People reblog this from their mutuals to show love

Idgaf if ur masc. start meowing

❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It's free and they can't stop you.

Sam Frodo

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

#very capable of taking care of themselves very eager to take care of someone else#would kill a man for even slightly offending their partner

when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn't waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy

It's the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great