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Babygirl Iβm popping joints that paleontologists donβt even know about
No, fuck. Chiropractors
Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

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You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. Whatβs the first thing you do with your newfound powers?
take a nap
you just woke up
take a nap
A thought that arises from the idea of tiefling babies often ending up being abandoned: A rich tiefling adventurer retiring and starting up a tiefling orphanage that takes care of rejected tiefling babies and children.
A thought that arises from the idea of a tiefling orphanage: the rich tiefling adventurer regretting his initiative of filling a mansion with dozens of little devils that all can cast Thaumaturgy. At will.
Oh Boy. :βD
Personally I headcanon that tiefling magic starts to manifest around puberty, but if that wasnβt the case, theyβd just have to suck it up and tiefling baby-proof the hell out of the place. B) Have no vases and stuff that might fall over and break during tremors. Have sturdy furniture. Lock doors and windows. Avoid having open flames around. Shove cotton or something into your ears.
Oh yeah, and some of the babies might in that case be able to cast friends, minor illusion, ray of frost, or mage hand. Could result in chaosβ¦
My next one shot is definitely going to be βA party of tiefling babies escape from the orphanage (to go to the candy shop)β
sorry to hijack this post but iβve been drinking coffee and had ideas for how to actually bring this to life so:
BABY TIEF HEIST ONESHOT
PLAYER RULES
You are all tiefling toddlers, each pick a different subrace
All your stats are 10, then apply your racial boosts.
you have 4 hp (5 if you have the con boost) if you reach zero, you are unconscious.Β
Your only abilities are your racial traits.
You have broken out of the orphanage with no money, and seek a treasure trove of candy from the store.Β
How you retrieve this candy, without being apprehended, is up to you.
DM RULES
Any environmentalΒ or effect that could potentially hurt a toddler will only deal 1 hp of damage.
The candy store functions as a dungeon:
the shopkeep is a final boss (objectively hasΒ 5 hpΒ if they go the combat route, however, this wouldΒ onlyΒ cause him to fall unconciousβ there will be no toddler murder.)
other patrons are to be befriended or avoided.Β
Any creature that is not considered Charmed by the toddlers, whether by magic or exceptional persuasion checks and baby tiefΒ cuteness, will report any thievery they see.
EnvironmentalΒ hazards can include
gumballs on the floor
getting distracted by a cute kitty or dog
the candy is on the top shelf!!! just out of reach!
To reach your goal:
you must steal a pound of candy for each player character. you may also steal excess to aid you in your heist just be careful how much you use.
Candy
Lollipops: if you consume a lollipop you can regain 2 hp. (5 lollipops = pound, you may grab 3 at once)
Gumballs: gumballs can be spilled on the floor, functioning like a bag of ball bearings. (20 gumballs = a pound, using gumballs wastes half a pound, you may grab 5 gumballs at once)Β
Chocolate: Invokes Sugar Rush. (2 chocolate = a pound, you may grab 1 at once, 1 chocolate = one sugar rush)
Sugar Rush gives you advantage on all strength and dexterity checks for five minutes (since initiative hopefully will not be a factor, if it is invoked in a combat situation, the duration is 1 minute), however after, you must make a DC: 15 con save to avoid falling asleep for a post-sugar nap.Β
You may design your candy store as you will for maximum chaos
roll a d10 + 1 for the number of potential patrons within.
those are just a few small things i thought of for how to run this oneshot for maximum cuteness, creativity and chaos!
#itβs a beautiful morning and you are a horridorable devil baby
fun fact, i actually ran one of these one shots and the group had so much fun, we aged up the characters to play waterdeep: dragon heist
I HAVE PLAYED THIS ONESHOT AND IT WAS CHAOS
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Supervillain who fixes climate change specifically to boost the earth's oxygen content with the intention of making really large bugs and everybody's just like. Should we do something about that, or
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that was the most sincere βoh noβ at the end
if youβre ever losing an argument hitβem with the βyou want me.β
I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain
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I made a little AU based on the Anime - Land of The Lustrous
Basically Spinel has a bit of similarities to Phos, specially with the Gold Alloy, I'm not so sure if she should have ALL of the changes that Phos receives, but I wanted her to still have in a way her ability to stretch
The last image is just a little Idea of how would Steven react to a gem, but not the type that he's used to see
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You know would my headcanon that the injector in the movie is literally the one that made Spinel even work in my own AU?
Sassy 16 year old Steven is best Steven fight me
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