this is the 90s. go for it

when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better

no one has ever wanted to hear that, just a load of stupid shit

ground control to crazy frog

I love you. Most ardently

norp

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

do girls eat hot dogs to or is it a boy food only

Some girls eat double dogs with fries and onions and relish and big pickle on it with mustard all the time and they like it.

erm.... OK sista

People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

mostly i do god knows what

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

sounds indicative of a much larger issue shawty

its gettin warm in our room & this girl comes in sweatin & goes “im hot as a burger” like it was a saying