L. K. Pendragon

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

For the record, I'm always down to go Ooo fishies at an aquarium.

Y'know what, baby? Go take over the country. I doubt you'd be worse than the current leaders.

If Gonch doesn't win the whole thing, what is Tumblr even doing?

the only thing cooler then learning about the solar system is learning about the Oort Cloud and the only thing cooler than learning about the Oort Cloud is learning about the Perseus Arm and the only thing cooler than learning about the Perseus Arm is learning about the Local Group and the only thing cooler than that is the Andromeda Supercluster and the only thing cooler than that is Laniakea and the only thing cooler than that is galactic filaments and after that there's just supervoids and the actual great unknown

Go post that on the discord and tag Sophie. I Dare you.

Oh! Oh! You can make door handle type hardware much less expensive if you've got a habitat for humanity ReStore near you! It's totally worth checking for.

Can thw weathwr please stop making my head qant to explode thanks

I am SOOO with you on this one.

Omg Osprey. You are a predator! Why do you not eat it?

I keep having to explain this to my 10yo. Like, yeah, they outlawed slavery in the 1870s but Gramma who Lives with you now went to a segregated school in the 1970s. So, obv. they did a shitty job of "ending slavery".

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

We visited Sydney when I was in 4th grade and for the longest time, my mother had a sweatshirt with that map on it and the caption "Australia: no longer down under".

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

Hey guys! It's nap in a tree time!

@next-of-kith they leem.

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

My neighborhood is suburban enough that we don't get deer, but we definitely have killer rabbits. (There's a particularly big-ass one that is largely unafraid of the peoples this year - "yeah, im sitting in the middle of your flowers. Wadda gon do bout it?") We planted a bunny garden for them outside the veggie-garden-for-humans.

@p1xelpc

Omg, like dino nuggets but better!!